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Scum Songs

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said FUCK OFF

My old man said, be a Tottenham fan
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt (The Cock Linnet Song)

Away in a manger, No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus, Stood up and he said (Away in a manger)
We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham,...

One-Nil down, Two-One up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs?
And this is what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son, then take your father's gun
And shoot the Tottenham scum
Que sera sera (Que sera, sera)

When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy
Tottenham fan on a string
Told me to kick his fucking head in,
kick his head in, kick his head in
told me to kick his fucking head in

We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham

If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c,
if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)

Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)

We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane (Sailing)

2 years, we only waited 2 years,
and now the Scum are in tears,
we only waited 2 years (Blue Moon, FA Cup semi 93)

Stand up if you hate Tottenham, stand up, if you hate Tottenham

Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off

Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham

1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0, we beat.... (Blue Moon)

XY is illegitimate, he ain't got no birth certificate
XY is illegitimate, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard

What are you thinking of Tottenham? Shit!
What do you think they should? Fuck Off!
Thank you

Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh

The Tottenham, are full of shit, the Tottenham are full of shit
Full of shit, shit and bullshit,
the Tottenham are full of shit (Oh when the Saints)

George Graham was magic
He's lost his magic hat
He's now moved in at White Hart Lane
Oh what a fucking twat

Cheer up Christian Gross, oh what can it mean
To a sarcastic bastard with a shit football team (Daydream Believer)

Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song

We had joy, we had fun, we had Tottenham on the run
but the joy didn't last, cos the bastards ran too fast

No win, fuck all again, Tottenham, Tottenham

She wore, she wore, she wore fishnet stockings,
She wore fishnet stockings and stiletto high-heelded schoes,
And when I asked, oh why she wore that stockings,
She said it's for her client and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat, he's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Tottenham lose away, hey

Judas, what's the score,
Judas, Judas what's the score (at Shite Fart Lane 99)

Arsenal won the Double,
Tottenham won the shit cup,
Arsenal won the Double, etc (at Shite Fart Lane 99)

Will you ever, will you ever, will you ever win the league, will you ever win the league

There's only one George Graham, one George Graham,
with a bag full of dosh, lying through his teeth,
Graham is a Judas and a thief (Winter Wonderland)

Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,
Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,
he is a diving cheat, he does it every week.

Arsenal Songs

Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name,
and while we sing that song we win the game (Rule Britannia)

We love the Arsenal, we do, we love the Arsenal, we do,
we love the Arsenal, we do, ohhhh Arsenal we love you

And it's Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC,
we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
that is Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC (The Wild Rover)

Boring boring Arsenal, boring boring Arsenal

Arsene Wenger's red/white army, Arsene Wengers red/white army

We will follow the Arsenal, over land and sea (and Leicester),
we'll follow the Arsenal, unto victory, all together now, we will follow.... (Land of Hope and Glory)

Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys, hello, hello we are the Arsenal boys,
and if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die
coz we all follow the Arsenal
Hello, hello,.... (Marching through Georgia)

You are the Arsenal, my only Arsenal,
you make me happy, when skies are grey,
you'll never know just, how much I love you,
so please don't take, my Arsenal - away
Na na na na na oh
Na na na na na oh
Na na na na na na na na na oh
Etc. (You are my Sunshine)

One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal (Go West)

We'll win coz we're Arsenal... (Go West)

Fulham can stay at the Cottage, Southampton can stay at the Dell,
and as for Tottenham Hotspur, they can go to hell, to hell.
So we'll drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC

By Jesus said Paddy I sing it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again
So Paddy got up and he sang it again
Over and over and over again

Who's the team they call Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in red and white,
and they fight with all their might,
and they just show us how to score. (Ally's Army)

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too (and Leicester)
We hate West Ham United
But Arsenal we love you (Land of Hope and Glory)

Roll out the Arsenal, let's have a barrel of fun
Roll out the Arsenal, we've got them all on the run
Just one more goal now, then how we all will cheer
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
The gang's all here

Can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o,
can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o
can you hear the West Stand sing, I can't hear a fucking thing,
ohoo-ohoo-ohhh-ohhh-oh-oh-oh-oh Schhhhhhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)

Same old Arsenal, taking the piss,
same old Arsenal, taking the piss

We are the famous, the famous Arsenal,
clap-clap-clap-clap, we are the famous,.....

Pride of London, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap,
pride of London....

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsenal

Shaaa-laa-la-laa, sha-la-la, laa-la-laa-laaa-laaaa,
sha-la-laa-laaa,laa-laa-la-laaa,
la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
ARSENAL

Fuck em' all, fuck em' all
United, West Ham, Liverpool
Coz we are the Arsenal and we are the best
We are the Arsenal so fuck off the rest

We've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got the best team in the world,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got the best team in the world
Etc.

Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners!
Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders!
We're behind you, That's what we sing
Pride is the thing, That victr'y will bring.
So we say
Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners!
Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders!
We'll all share in, The honour of the shirt you're wearing
Come on Arsenal, Come on! (Goodnight Sweetheart)

1-0, we only win 1-0, we only win 1-0, 1-0,.... (Blue Moon)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Santa is an Arsenal fan and at Highbury today, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Arsenal win away - hey!

One team in London, there's only one team in London,
one team in London, there's only one team in London (Juantanamera)

U to, u to be, u to be a, Goona

One team called Arsenal, there's only one team called Arsenal etc (Juantanamera)

Sing about the Gunners,
we're the lads in Red and White,
we can play the football game,
and we can play it right.
While there's still a minute left,
we'll not give up the fight,
when we go marching on Wembley.
March on, march on!
The boys from Highbury.
March on, march on!
March on to victory.
The Gunners colours on the Cup,
is what we're gonna see,
when we go marching on Wembley!

Player´s Songs

David Seaman
England's England's number 1, England's number 1

Arsenal's Arsenal's number 2, Arsenal's number 2

Seaman, Seaman, Seaman

Lee Dixon
If I was Lee Dixion,
na na na na na na na na na na na,
I wouldn't have to work hard,
na na na na na na na na na na na,
I would play for a team like the Arsenal,
if I was Lee Dixon! (Fiddler On The Roof)

Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixo-on,
Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon, Lee Dixon,
Lee Dixon, LEE DIXON

Nigel Winterburn
Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn, Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn

Patrick Vieira
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieira ohh ohh ohh
He comes from Senegal and he plays for Arsenal
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh (Volare)

Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh
Vieria oh ohh ohh ohh
He's so fuckin' tall, he should play basketball
Vieira oh ohh ohh ohh

Vieira, Vieira, Vieira

My old man bought a second-hand Sierra
(Who from?)
ooooooh Patrick Vieira (Macarena)

Vieira, Vieira, Vieira

Martin Keown
One Keown, there's only one Keown, there's only one Keown, Keown, there's only one...

Boom boom boom boom,
let me hear you say Keown,
KEOWN

Tony Adams
Oh oh, Tony Adams

Donkey won the derby, Donkey won the derby

One England captain, there's only one England captain
one England captain, there's only one England captain (Juantanamera)

One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams, one Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams (Juantanamera)

One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams,
walking along, singing a song, walking in an Adams wonderland (Winter Wonderland)

Uncle Bouldy,
Dixie,
Nutty,
Tone.
Tony's army, Tony's army,
Say Ohh ohh (Teletubbies)
Ohh ohh Tony Adams, ohh ohh Tony Adams

Donkey won the Double, donkey won the Double,
na na na na,
na na na na

Freddie Ljungberg
Score against United, you only score against United, etc (Juantanamera)

Ohhh, Freddie Freddie,
you only score for Arsenal when we play Man U,
ohh, Freddie Freddie

Davor Suker
Just like a Suker Trooper,
Kanu's gonna find him,
when he makes his runs, playing in the sun,
cos Suker is our number one (Super Trouper by Abba)

Souper, souper Dav,
souper, souper Dav,
souper, souper Dav,
souper Davor Suker.

Dennis Bergkamp
Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Bergkamp wonderland
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp, one Dennis Bergkamp,
walking along.... (Winter Wonderland)

We've got Dennis Bergkamp, we've got Dennis Bergkamp

Bergkamp's fucking magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the Arsenal, he said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Chelsea or Villa coz they're shite
He signed for the Arsenal coz they're fucking dynamite

Marc Overmars
My old man sells second hand cars
ooooh Overmars

Oh ah Overmars say oh ah Overmars

Marcey Marcy Marcy Overmars
Ohh Marcy Marcy (Son of my father)

Overmars, superstar He is as fast as a motorcar (Jesus Christ Superstar)

Chris Wreh
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh, da da da da da
da da da da da Chris Wreh Chris Wreh(Stingray)

We've got Weah's cousin, we've got Weah's cousin

Ole, ole ole ole
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh

Alex Manninger
Alex Manninger clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Alex Manninger

Arsenal's Arsenal's number 1, Arsenal's number 1

Thierry Henry
Tie-er-ri, Henry,
da da da da da da da da,
Tie-er-ri, Henry (2000: A Space Oddessy)

Thierry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry on the wi-ing

Went down the Lane, the other night,
to tell the Scum, we got the new Ian Wright,
they said to me, how can that be?
I said to them, we got Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!

Ray Parlour
Oh-ah Ray Parlour, oh-ah Ray Parlour (Oops up side your head)

Parlour for England clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Parlour for England

Silvinho
Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh
Silvinho, oh ohh ohh ohh
he is from Brazil, he is rather brill
Silvinho oh ohh ohh ohh

Hi Ho Silvinho
everywhere we go,
na na na na na na na,
he's better than Roberto Carlos,
and plays for Arsenal (Silver Lining)

Emmanuel Petit
He's tall, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel

He's tall, he's blonde, he's won le Coupe du Monde, Petit

Kanu
Kanu hear the Arsenal sing
Kanu
Kanu

Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney
chim-chim-charoo
he comes from Nigeria and his name is Kanu

He's tall, he's black, he's had a heart attack,
Kanu, Kanu

Chim-chimmney, chim-chimney,
chim-chim-charoo,
who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu.
Chim-chimney, chim-chimney,
chim-chim-charee,
we've also got Suker and Thierry Henry.

Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, Kanu Kanu, KANU (Come on, come on
John Lukic
We all agree,
Lukic is better than Seaman

Johny Johny do the twist, Johny, do the twist

Ex Players
My old man drove up the M40
ooooooh Boa Morte

Supernic clap-clap-clap Supernic

Sou-per, super Nic, sou-per, super Nic
sou-per, super Nic, super Nic Anelka
Steve Bould, Steve Bould, Stevie Stevie Bould, he's got no hair but we don't care, Stevie Stevie Bould (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)

Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright

Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ohh Lord Ian Wright

Ian Wright, Ian Wright,
Ian Ian Wright
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Ian Ian Wright (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)

Sha la la la, sha la la, la la la, la laaa,
sha la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la la David Platt/Vivas

Alberto, ohhh ohhh
Alberto, ohhh ohhh
He's number 23,
He comes from Germany
Alberto, ohhh ohhh...

One Hughes in London, there's only one Hughes in London (Stephen Hughes, sung when we play any of West Ham's, Wimbledon's or Chelsea's Hughses)

1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.. 12.. 13.. 14.. 15.. 16.. 17.. 18.. 19.. 20.. 21.. 22.. 23.. 24.. 25.. 26.. 27.. 28.. 29.. 30.. 31.. 32.. 33.. 34.. 35..
Jason beat his record,
Jason beat his record,
La la la la,
La la la la

Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing
Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing

Supermac clap-clap-clap Supermac

You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton
You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton

Sammy, Sammy Nelson
Sammy Nelson drops his knickers (2x)

Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady
Born is the king of Highbury

Don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go,
don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady don't go

Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle
Ohh Rocky Rocky (Son of my father)

With number 1, it's Perry Groves,
with number 2, it's Perry Groves,
with number 3, it's Perry Groves,
with number 4, it's Perry Groves,
with number 5, it's Perry Groves,
with number 6, it's Perry Groves,
with number 7, it's Perry Groves,
with number 8, it's Perry Groves,
with number 9, it's Perry Groves,
with number 10, it's Perry Groves,
with number 11, it's Perry Groves,
we all live in a Perry Groves world, Perry Groves world,
Perry Groves world, we all...

ABUSING AND TAKING THE PISS